Waiting on Wednesday: You Killed Wesley Payne  

Wednesday, July 14, 2010


"Waiting On" Wednesday is a weekly event, hosted at Breaking the Spine, that spotlights upcoming releases that we're eagerly anticipating.

This week's pre-publication "can't-wait-to-read" selection is:


You Killed Wesley Payne by Sean Beaudoin
Publication date: 2/1/11, Little Brown Books for Young Readers

Summary:

He's come to do a job.
A job that involves a body.
A body wrapped in duct tape found hanging from the goal posts at the end of the football field.

You Killed Wesley Payne
is a truly original and darkly hilarious update of classic pulp-noir, in which hard-boiled seventeen year-old Dalton Rev transfers to the mean hallways of Salt River High to take on the toughest case of his life. The question isn't whether Dalton's going to get paid. He always gets paid. Or whether he's gonna get the girl. He always (sometimes) gets the girl. The real question is whether Dalton Rev can outwit crooked cops and killer cliques in time to solve the mystery of "The Body" before it solves him.

Sean Beaudoin (
Going Nowhere Faster, Fade to Blue) evokes the distinctive voices of legendary crime/noir authors Dashiell Hammett and Jim Thompson with a little bit of Mean Girls and Heathers throwin in for good measure. This smart, slick, and alluring detective novel that will tease you, thrill you, and suck you in.

Thoughts:

As soon as I saw the title and cover I knew I had to find out what this book was about. OMG I'm glad I read the summary because this totally sounds like a Sharon book. A bit of neo-noir with a mix of Heathers and Mean Girls! Oh yes, that is a Sharon book. Seriously I love film noir and Heathers is one of my favorite 80s movies. I will probably be drooling over this book until it comes out on February first. Hopefully the book review gods will send my a copy before then.

In the meantime here are some of my favorite Heathers quotes:

  • It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.
  • Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87.
  • Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west... wait east. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho.
  • Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
  • If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being; you'd be a game show host.



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Halo by Alexandra Adornetto  

Monday, July 12, 2010

Halo by Alexandra Adernello
Publication:8/31/10, Feiwel & Friends
Rating: 4 purrs
Number of cats in book: Zero

Summary from good ol' Goodreads:

Nothing much happens in the sleepy town of Venus Cove. But everything changes when three angels are sent from heaven to protect the town against the gathering forces of darkness: Gabriel, the warrior; Ivy, the healer; and Bethany, a teenage girl who is the least experienced of the trio. They work hard to conceal their true identity and, most of all, their wings. But the mission is threatened when the youngest angel, Bethany, is sent to high school and falls in love with the handsome school captain, Xavier Woods. Will she defy the laws of Heaven by loving him? Things come to a head when the angels realize they are not the only supernatural power in Venus Cove. There′s a new kid in town and he′s charming, seductive and deadly. Worst of all, he′s after Beth.

Thoughts:

I was nervous about reading Halo to begin with given my previous experience with a young adult angel novel. The honest truth is, that I AM a cover whore. When I first saw the cover for Halo I want to marry it and have its babies. After reading it I still pretty much feel the same way. Though I might put of the childbirth for a while.

Halo is far from a perfect book. The beginning is rather slow, a few of the secondary characters remanded underdeveloped, and it was totally freaking obvious who the villain was. The first 2/3 of the book follows Bethany and her relationship with Xavier. It wasn't even until near the end of the book that the villain was even introduced. BTW, the villain? Totally freaking obvious! Some of Bethany's new friends at school were rather annoying. Molly is particular remanded a walking stereotype of teenage girls.

By now you're probably thinking "What the hell?! Why did Sharon rate this book 4 purrs if it is so flawed?! Have you gone of the deep end Sharon?! HAVE YOU?!" The God's honest truth it that I just fell in love with the main characters and the setting. It was fascinating to read about Bethany adjusting to life as a human. Bethany's confusion over the human world led to quit a few lol moments like, "what is a milf?" Bethany basically starts out as a baby and slowly starts to learn what it means to be human,t hat you aren't truly alive until you love someone and all that good stuff. This appealed to my soft side and made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Xavier Xavier...Xavier oh you are swoon-worthy. I'm a bit of a sucker for nice guys. Xavier manages to be a gentlemen without being a pushover. I love that he would do anything to help keep Bethany safe. Their relationship was a lot more hot and heavy than I was expecting. You would think that a religious book wouldn't have a lot of hot and heavy kissing and some petting.

Another thing worth mentioning is religion in Halo. I wouldn't describe Halo as an overly religious book despite the fact that it is about angels. I am by no means a religious person, so I don't know how closely Halo actually followed the Bible. I would be very interested to see what a more religious person thought of this book.



I am officially addicted to this series. I kind of wish that I was an angel now. That is all. Oh wait! Read Yan's review of Halo because it is a lot more sensible and grammatically correct than mine.

What I learned from this book: I do have a warm and fuzzy side after all.





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Zombies Vs. Unicorns: We Need A New Enemy  

Monday, June 28, 2010

Hello and welcome to my Zombie Vs. Unicorns Week wrap up post. All the contest winners have been picked and the battles fought. I have learned a couple new thing this first. First of all, young adult bloggers taking the Zombies Vs. Unicorns debate very seriously. Secondly, unicorns will never EVER be able to defeat zombies. Sorry folks but it just aint happening! I took it upon myself to come up with some new potential match ups.


Zombies Vs. Weeping Angels


Weeping have the ability to steal your life energy, but zombies are dead. I wonder how the weeping angels would handle zombies. I imagine they wouldn't even be able to move since zombies aren't alive but who knows.

Zombies Vs. The Borg


The most scary of all Star Trek bad guys. Could they even assimilate zombies?

Z0mbies Vs. Chupacabra


Wow look at those teeth! I have a feeling the Chupacabra would give zombies a very difficult time. Just suck them dry and save the brains for last.

Zombies Vs. Care Bears


I know this sounds odd but hear me out. Most of you think of Care Bears as these cute little guys that go around saving little kids and star creatures. Well have any of you ever seen the Care BearStare in action? I'm pretty sure that might knock even the most vicious of zombies on their ass.

What do you think of my new potential match ups? Do you have any of your own to contribute?Please share them with me.

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Contest Winners  

Winner of Grace by Elizabeth Scott is...Bianca.


Winner of Feed by Mira Grant is...Terrymac

Winner of pre-order of Zombies Vs. Unicorns is...Stella.

I will be emailing all of the winners later today. Unless you want to email me first. Go for it!

The most popular answer to my question "Which bloggers brains would you eat?": Kristi The Story Siren. The second most popular answers were: The Plagiarist and Carrie Ryan. I am very pleased to see that none of you picked my brains. Wait...should I be insulted?

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Zombies Vs. Unicorns: It Is Obvious Who The Winner Is  

Sunday, June 27, 2010





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